1 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:13,840 - What are you doing? - What? 2 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:15,800 You're eating my ficus. 3 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,140 Look at that. 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,890 It's really good. 5 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:24,310 Setting aside the fact that "you're eating my ficus" sounds dirty, 6 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:25,690 you're eating his ficus. 7 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,480 It's delicious. Here, try it. 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,070 - What? No. No. Uh... - Yeah. 9 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:36,610 It smells good. 10 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,620 Take a bite. 11 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:43,790 - Oh, my God. - Right? 12 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,330 This is unbelievable. 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,630 - What's happening? - You gotta try this. 14 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:50,340 - You're kidding? - Just try it. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,840 This is the best damn thing I've ever put in my mouth 16 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,560 and I've put some cwazy shit in my mouth. 17 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,970 I think I know what's going on. 18 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,100 Oh, I'll tell you what's going on. This is the most-- 19 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,440 What is happening? 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,240 I believe you're chewing your cud. 21 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,950 She's what-ing her what? 22 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:18,740 "The human body is a miracle." 23 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:22,580 "We have four stomachs, just like our ancestors, the cows." 24 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:25,040 That's ridiculous. How could we be descended from... 25 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:31,790 cows? 26 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,720 All wight. This universe is stupid. Push that button and let's get-- 27 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:42,930 Yum! 28 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:21,970 I've been doing a little research. 29 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:24,430 It turns out this universe is pretty close to ours 30 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:25,600 before the apocalypse. 31 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,020 Couple of differences. 32 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,100 Baseball doesn't have a DH rule 33 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,810 and they don't have Skechers Slip-Ins. 34 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:32,360 That's a drag. 35 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,730 Are you weaving anything out there, buddy? 36 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,190 Let's see. Okay. 37 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,490 John Cougar is still John Cougar. 38 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,370 He never went back to Mellencamp. 39 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:43,950 We have four stomachs and chew our cud. 40 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,660 Cud. It's not just for breakfast anymore. 41 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,290 All right, we have Kentucky bluegrass. 42 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,790 - That's me. - Smells delicious. 43 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:54,040 - Who had the tall fescue? - Me. 44 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:55,750 So good. 45 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:57,960 Bermuda for the gentleman. 46 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,090 - Wow. - Thank you. 47 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,470 - And the clover for the lady. - Thank you. 48 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,510 Bon appétit. 49 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,850 Hey, guys, I'm gonna throw something out there. 50 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,820 Why don't we just stay in this reality? 51 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,150 What happened to you saving the universe? 52 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,490 I know, but I mean, let's be honest. 53 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:22,910 Were any of us really clear on how that was supposed to work? 54 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,240 - Not really. - Right. 55 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,030 And yeah, this place isn't perfect... 56 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:35,040 but there's no evil computers, no one's getting burned at the stake. 57 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,210 - You really want to stay here? - Why not? 58 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,840 I mean, we can't get the hang of that stupid machine. 59 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,880 Every place we go turns out to be dangerous. 60 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,430 Last place was nice. 61 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,850 I almost married a woman who thought I was beautiful. 62 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:50,350 Yeah, and then there was a violent riot and we had to flee for our lives. 63 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:53,190 Every rose has thorns, Stuart. 64 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,440 I wonder what a rose would taste like. 65 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:02,950 Thank you. 66 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:04,910 How was everything? 67 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,490 - Excellent. - So good. Delicious. 68 00:04:06,490 --> 00:04:07,950 - Amazing. - So good. 69 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,370 Did you save room for dessert? 70 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,040 Chef just got in some corn. 71 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,750 Corn? You trying to fatten us up? 72 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,330 A little, but it's worth it. 73 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,420 Fine, one warge corn for the table. 74 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:20,420 So, what would we do if we stayed here? 75 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:23,800 I would run a comic book store, you'd work with me, 76 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,720 Bert would be a geologist, and Kripke'd be an asshole. 77 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,350 Asshole's more of a hobby than a vocation. 78 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,140 Maybe we could even get married. 79 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:36,270 Are you... 80 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,940 proposing? 81 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,690 Depends. Are you... 82 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,490 accepting? 83 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:50,660 I've always imagined this moment, but with less vomit in my mouth. 84 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:54,120 Well, I didn't mean to put you on the spot. 85 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,830 Just think about it. 86 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,680 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 87 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,980 - That was really great. - Yeah. 88 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:19,310 In the middle there, did... did you moo? 89 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,940 I did. You made me moo. 90 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,240 I think it's the vegetarian diet. 91 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,240 I'm more peppy. 92 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:29,030 You sure are. I worked up an appetite. 93 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,740 You want some hay? I've got some hay. 94 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,040 Mm, yeah. Gimme. 95 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,920 You know, I was thinking about what you said at dinner. 96 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:43,920 And? 97 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,260 I think we could be happy here. 98 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,510 People are really nice. The food's great. 99 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:51,300 I hear the health care's terrific. 100 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,890 One more reason to call this home. 101 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,980 Sorry. 102 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:09,570 - Yeah? - It's me and Kripke. 103 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,280 - Can we talk? - Not a good time. 104 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,950 Or just come in. 105 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,540 - We don't wanna stay in Cowtown. - Why not? 106 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,000 We did pretty good in those other universes. 107 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,920 I had sex in three out of five of them, 108 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,800 and granted, one was with Gary, but he's a very genewous wover. 109 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,420 If you're not gonna use the Leonard/Sheldon device, 110 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,550 we want to hit the road. 111 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,180 Try our wuck somewhere else. 112 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:31,600 What do you think? 113 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,810 They take the machine, we're here forever. 114 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:36,980 I'm okay with that. 115 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,190 - It's all yours. - Thank you. 116 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,480 So... 117 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,570 I guess this is goodbye. 118 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:48,860 I guess so. 119 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:54,530 Listen, I know I haven't been the best twaveling companion. 120 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:57,870 And? 121 00:06:58,540 --> 00:06:59,540 And what? 122 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:02,170 - Goodbye, Kripke. - Okay. 123 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:03,590 - Bye, Bert. - Bye. 124 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,800 I'm actually gonna miss them. 125 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,420 Yeah. 126 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,800 Think you got one more moo in you? 127 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,010 Only one way to find out. 128 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,850 You know what you're doing? 129 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:24,860 I am a world-wenowned physicist. 130 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,570 I am perfectly capable 131 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:28,320 of traversing interdimensional wealities. 132 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:42,460 Bert, stop screaming! 133 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:44,290 But we're falling to our death! 134 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,710 Do you see a bottom? 135 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,630 - No. - What's that tell you? 136 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,630 We're falling to our death eventually. 137 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,630 Or not. 138 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,100 So, now what? 139 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,770 I don't know. Let's think it through. 140 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:05,650 - Anything? - Nope. 141 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:07,900 So, back to screaming? 142 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,570 Yeah, I guess so. 143 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,040 I hope we made the right decision. 144 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,790 I think we did. It's a beautiful world. 145 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:23,790 Yeah. 146 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,580 - Salt lick. - Come to Mama. 147 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,340 Two, please. 148 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,840 It's so good. 149 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,800 - Am I tasting sea salt? - It's Himalayan. 150 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,890 Yeah. There's the mountain. 151 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:43,140 Everybody, listen to me! 152 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,690 The universe is collapsing. 153 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:48,020 We're running out of time! 154 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:51,070 We must take action before it's too late. 155 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:53,110 No one is safe. 156 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:56,070 Ignore me all you want, but it's coming for you! 157 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,410 The end times are near, people! 158 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,370 - Look, it's Raj. - He's not dead here. 159 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:02,370 - That's nice. - You think you can go on? 160 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:04,410 Living your little lives in your little houses? 161 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:08,960 It's coming for you! It's coming for all of you! 162 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,300 - Raj. - What? 163 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,380 What are you doing? 164 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,720 What does it look like? 165 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:16,470 To be honest, paranoid schizophrenia. 166 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,430 Be right back. 167 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,850 Are you familiar with the galaxy GN-z11? 168 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,470 - Um, no. - No. 169 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,020 It's the most distant galaxy 170 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:27,060 the Hubble telescope can see, and guess what? 171 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:28,980 Don't bother. It's a rhetorical question. 172 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:32,020 The whole damn thing... gone. 173 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,320 How can a galaxy disappear? 174 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,860 You sure the Hubble telescope doesn't have some schmutz on it? 175 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:38,360 It's the Hubble! It doesn't have schmutz! 176 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,660 Schmutz happens to everything. 177 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:42,830 Listen to me. It's not just GN-z11. 178 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:45,950 It's the Triangulum Galaxy and the Hyperion proto-supercluster. 179 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,710 - Oh, no. - Why "oh, no"? 180 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,920 "Oh, yay" sounded wrong. 181 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,750 I've tried calling and warning everyone. 182 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,920 JPL, NASA, the White House. 183 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,760 You know what they said to me? They said I was crazy. 184 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,340 Really? 185 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,340 You screamed that the universe is coming to an end 186 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,430 to the lady that answers the phone at the White House 187 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,680 and she didn't take you seriously? 188 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:08,060 Entire star systems at the edge of the universe 189 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,230 are disappearing. 190 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,070 Which means... 191 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,480 Sorry, all I got is schmutz. 192 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,190 It means there isn't much time 193 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:18,860 before everything we know and love is gone. 194 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,410 Well, how much time are we talking about? 195 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:21,450 Not a lot, guys. 196 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,160 Three to four hundred years. 197 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,290 Oh, buddy, even if you're right, we'll all be dead. 198 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,580 - Who cares? - "Who cares"? 199 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,790 I'll tell you who cares. 200 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:33,380 Your great, great, great, great, great, great, 201 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:36,260 great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, 202 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,170 great, great, great-grandchildren. 203 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,880 Oh, no. One more great. 204 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,140 Grandchildren? 205 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,640 We haven't really talked about starting a... 206 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,310 family. 207 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,770 - Maybe we should. - Clock's ticking. 208 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:53,150 Don't you get it? The universe is ending, 209 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,650 and there's nothing we can do about it. 210 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,610 - Nothing? - Not a damn thing. 211 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:00,700 Okay. Well... 212 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,070 good to see you. 213 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,370 Good to see you. 214 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:08,080 - Good luck with all this. - Thanks. 215 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,080 Okay. 216 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,800 We're all going to die! 217 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,470 Push the button! Get us out of here! 218 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:23,640 Oh, right, yeah. 219 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:30,190 - Shit! - It didn't work. 220 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,770 I know. Hence "shit." 221 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:40,490 - Wanna play a game? - What? 222 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:44,370 - You know, pass the time. - You're kidding? 223 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:47,700 When I was a kid on car trips, 224 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,120 my mom and I would play 20 questions. 225 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,290 I'm not pwaying 20 questions 226 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,750 while we're falling through an endwess void. 227 00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,420 Okay. 228 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,430 - Okay, screw it. I got one. - Great. 229 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:10,480 - Is it something you eat? - No. 230 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,350 I give up. 231 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,450 - Did you lock the door? - Thought I did. 232 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,120 It's about time. 233 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,080 - What are you doing here? - What's it look like? 234 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,160 I'm waiting for you. 235 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,000 - Stuart? - Yeah? 236 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,250 - Sorry, go ahead. - Denise... 237 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,920 this is the other me I told you about. 238 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,590 - Hey. - Hey. 239 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,010 So, you want to explain to me 240 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:46,680 why you gave the Leonard/Sheldon thingy to Bert and Kripke? 241 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:50,270 Well, we decided to stay here. 242 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:53,810 Okay, cool! "We decided to stay here." 243 00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:55,600 "It's great. I don't have to save the universe." 244 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,270 "I can just chew my frickin' cud." 245 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,360 Other you's kind of a dick. 246 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,570 Okay. 247 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,990 You know what? I'm gonna explain this 248 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,820 as simply as I can. 249 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,620 Because you are entangled 250 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:12,250 with the primary incident of divergence at a quantum level... 251 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,670 you are inextricably bound 252 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,380 to the potential resolution of the fragmentation 253 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,210 of the multi-state universe. 254 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,380 You get what I'm saying? 255 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,890 You're the only one who can save the universe. 256 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,220 Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to. 257 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,520 You have to. 258 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,890 Is there someone else I can talk to? 259 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:39,190 Like my manager? I'm a projection from a collapsing adjacent reality. 260 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,860 Does that sound like someone who has a manager? 261 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,940 Well, maybe not a manager, but there must've been someone 262 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,650 who told you what time to come in today. 263 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,530 Look. Even if I wanted to save the universe, 264 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:48,950 I don't have the device anymore. 265 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,160 So order another one! 266 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,160 How can there be another one? 267 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,950 How can this conversation be happening? 268 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,830 You-- You're not listening to me. 269 00:13:56,830 --> 00:14:01,750 I'm done with the Leonard/Sheldon thingy and the universe hopping and you! 270 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,550 Mostly you. 271 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,380 Don't. 272 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,180 Let me talk to you. 273 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:20,190 Seventh grade, I had a teacher. Mr. Morinelli. 274 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,940 He's the one who inspired me to start a geology club. 275 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,320 It didn't really catch on at first. 276 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,200 It was just me and Karen Hartman and Larry O'Malley. 277 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,240 He had a twin brother. 278 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,330 Can't remember his name. 279 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:40,210 It rhymed with Larry. It was like Barry or Harry. 280 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,380 Oh, God, just wet me hit the gwound. 281 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,760 Gary! Gary O'Malley! That's it. 282 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,130 I knew I'd remember it. 283 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,600 "Shrub Hub." 284 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,350 Makes sense. 285 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,140 Shrub Hub. 286 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,070 - Who's ready for Japanese food? - Me, me. 287 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,360 The only downside to the whole four stomach thing 288 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,110 is I'm constantly hungry. 289 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:15,030 I know. Bonsai. Soy sauce? Thank you. 290 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:20,500 Do you think that I'm wrong 291 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:25,920 for bailing out on the whole "save the universe" thing? 292 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:29,090 Doesn't matter what I think. What do you think? 293 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,930 It'd be different if I signed up for it. 294 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,100 But I didn't, so I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong. 295 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,970 Living my own life, making my own choices. 296 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,020 Okay. 297 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,980 And besides, nothing really happens for hundreds of years. 298 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:45,980 True. 299 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,280 I mean, sure, there'd be an infinite number of lives lost 300 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,440 or never even born 301 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,070 across an infinite number of universes. 302 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,740 - And how's that my problem? - It most certainly is not. 303 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,410 - Thank you. - Unless you want it to be. 304 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,870 So, you think I should do it? 305 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:01,870 I didn't say that. 306 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,080 Denise, I'm not a hero. 307 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,170 I'm a broke-ass failed artist who owns a comic book store. 308 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,130 In fact, I'm such a failure, 309 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,510 in every universe we go to, I own a comic book store. 310 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:14,760 - No argument. - You can argue a little. 311 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,560 Stuart, this is your decision. 312 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,850 I just think anyone can be a hero 313 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,230 if they're trying to make life better for other people. 314 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,600 And as you pointed out, 315 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,150 this would be all people who exist or ever will exist, 316 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,440 in every possible universe. 317 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:39,030 If I do this, we could end up in a much worse situation 318 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,330 than what we have right now. 319 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,500 There are no bad situations as long as I'm with you. 320 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:59,140 - Your cud tastes great. - Right back at you, baby. 321 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,650 - Stuart Bloom? - Yes, sir. 322 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,190 You want to sign for this? 323 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,410 - Gary. - All day long. 324 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:21,240 - Denise, look. It's Gary. - I see. 325 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,120 - Do I know you guys? - We were married in another universe. 326 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,210 Didn't work out. 327 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,290 There's also another version of you who knew another version of her. 328 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,750 - Uh-huh. - But he's dead. 329 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,800 I hate this job. 330 00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,140 Look, this one came with instructions. 331 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,270 - Oh, really? - And a warranty. 332 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:50,020 "Congratulations on your purchase of an interdimensional transport device." 333 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,110 - It's got Bluetooth. - Now, I don't understand. 334 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:55,400 If Bert and Barry took the device, how is there another one? 335 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,570 Let me look. 336 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,860 "Don't use near water." 337 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,490 "Caution. Small parts, choking hazard." 338 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,620 Okay, here we go. 339 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:06,160 "This is a quantum echo of the original device." 340 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,290 "It both exists and does not exist." 341 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:13,000 "And when activated, it will merge with the original device." 342 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,050 You know, I'm just gonna stop asking questions. 343 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,050 Let's go. 344 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:21,090 Just one more thing. Kyle, Trevor. Denise and I are gonna leave this universe 345 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,720 'cause I'm on a mission 346 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,220 to prevent the destruction of reality itself. 347 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,520 - Okay. - Sure, yeah. 348 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,890 You really don't have any questions? 349 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:33,020 I got one. This {\i1}Batman has a water stain. 350 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,570 Any flexibility on price? 351 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,150 No. Goodbye, guys. 352 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,200 I think you can just take it. 353 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,340 Yeah, wight. Give it a west. 354 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,380 Give it a rest? Are you crazy? 355 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:04,350 - What is happening? - We're falling. 356 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:08,350 Yeah, we got that! What kind of universe is this? 357 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,770 I don't think we made it to another universe. 358 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,690 I think we're stuck between universes. 359 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:15,270 What exists between universes? 360 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,480 Best guess? 361 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,820 Sort of an interdimensional taint? 362 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,900 Think of it like being stuck 363 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,740 between the balls of one universe and the asshole of another. 364 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,660 You're disgusting! Get us out of here! 365 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:30,620 We tried. The machine is not working. 366 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,580 Because you haven't been chosen to save the universe! 367 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,380 Oh, and you have? 368 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,380 - Denise, tell 'em! - It's true! He's him! 369 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:43,050 Think of me like Neo, or maybe Jesus. 370 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:46,180 Oh, Jesus? Really? Just push the button! 371 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,110 {\i1}Everything looks normal.{\i0} 372 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,740 {\i1}What'd you say?{\i0} 373 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,160 {\i1}I said it looks normal.{\i0} 374 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,240 {\i1}Your mouth isn't moving.{\i0} 375 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,120 {\i1}Neither is yours.{\i0} 376 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,370 {\i1}I think we're hearing each other's thoughts.{\i0} 377 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,960 {\i1}That's gonna be a big pwoblem for me.{\i0} 378 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,460 Why? 379 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,880 Why what? 380 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,550 Why is it gonna be a big problem? 381 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,760 {\i1}My mother bathed me till I was 12.{\i0} 382 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,760 Damn it!